This is literally the stupidest comic I have ever made and I’m not even sorry
so when i was getting my second tattoo my artist was talking to the other artist about how he went to a strip club but didn’t get a lap dance b/c a dancer came over and was all “what do you like, big boy?” and he panicked and replied with “i quite like kittens” and now i never want anyone else but him to stab needles in my body
so. much. leather.
Suddenly very hot in here…
Goddman that cod piece is distracting..
Never gets tiring seeing this. Never.
Peach has lived most of her life in castles filled with lava
She spent her vacation hot-tubbing it up in an active volcano
She has been kidnapped to space
And the one time she actually got pissed off, she starred in her own game and rescued everyone with the power of emotion.
You think a tiny little laser explosion will break that iron princess demeanor?
Peach will wreck you.
LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS
ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA
THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE.
THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN”
AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER
MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT
HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?
OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND
WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT
I AM DYING
I choked on the chips I was eating.
Oh my god.
flings self off the edge of the galaxy
Photo by Gordon Parks, 1950s
WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS SO FUCKING SAD
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS